They don’t seem to use the words: fuck, cunt, pussy, wetness, lick, suck, cock, penis…
How is this exciting erotica if they’re not using the right words?
It seems to be a lot of, “He touched me, there.”
Where the fuck is there? Narnia?
All these women reading this horribly written, homophobic, misogynistic porn and it’s total shit.
I write better porn.
Will someone publish me?
(Source: themiscyrian-feminist)
TEARS SHED ARE THE SAME NO MATTER THE TIME OF DAY. DO NOT ACT AS IF SHARING IN OUR AGONY AT AN EARLY HOUR HAS BETTERED YOUR SADNESS. apparently sobbing over Boostle also turns me into Thor.
no see
I’m just
out of tears
there aren’t any left, scoot
OH MY GOD APPA STOP LICKING ZUKO????
cries because I leave the dumbest ask fics
oh my god this is so funny literally every single description of an aries is wrong for me are you ready
I mean besides parts of this one
but I definitely don’t want the best of everything I will settle like dust in an attic if given the chance
and is torn between “huh” and “uh” and “come on I’m not that hairy” and “man people are really overestimating the size of my—”
and then reluctantly
totally reluctantly
he was possessed by curiosity if anyone asks
he clicks the links and readsevery single one
