exit smiling

ford, the universe cannot possibly work like this, it's absurd

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on that note i bet khaji was super sarcastic about jaime’s moral code

like if he ever tried to j-walk

"WHOA THERE. WHOA. HOLD UP. THAT IS A TRAFFIC VIOLATION. THERE IS A MARKED CROSSWALK TWENTY FEET TO YOUR LEFT."

"khaj there are no cars coming in either direction for MILES and you KNOW IT just let me cross"

"OH? OH? WHAT, WHEN IT’S JUST ABOUT ROAD SAFETY WE CAN IGNORE IT? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOUR HUMAN RULES. WAY TO BE CONSISTENT."

"auuughhh"