Remember that issue of JLI where Dr. Fate goes inside Beetle’s mind and it’s just wall-to-wall babes who want to get it on? And the first one comes up to Fate and says, “Hey there, sailor, wanna have some fun?” And Fate is like
yessir it’s from a plant! Stevia is a genus of plants that produces…glycoside? something. it’s been a while. anyways, they produce this substance that tastes like sugar, but is a lot more powerful/concentrated and which is much harder for your body to digest, effectively making it a no-calorie sweetener.
my problem with this dumbass company is that a) I don’t want a sweetener already in my goddamn tea bag, you promised me echinacea tea, not this sugary sweet shit, and b) the long-term effects of stevia haven’t really been studied extensively. I doubt it’s at all harmful in such low amounts, but I still don’t really want it in my body.
“You’re right… some of them do come back… because they’re either incredibly powerful— or incredibly lucky. But you didn’t come back, did you?
Idiotic as it sounds, I kept thinking you would! One day there’d be a knock on my door and you’d be standing there— big as life and twice as stupid!
But it never happened — because that bastard Max Lord blew your damn brains out! And you weren’t some alien who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men— you were just a regular guy in a ridiculous costume who thought he could make a different in the world!
And now you’re dead… you’re dead! And no matter how many times I travel into the past thinking there’s some way I can change things— you’re never coming back!
You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend!! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever!
And you left me alone!!
…You left me alone.”—
Booster Gold’s speech to Ted after his passing
aka the quote to put any Boostle fan into a sobbing fit
welll fuck that was going into that a little foolheartedly this is a little fifficult WOW I can’t believe I actually mispelt difficult AND MISSPELT wow I wreally didn’t think about how many times I actually don’t do this wait fuck I got stuck on a different sentence now I’mdijeosidkjghfjkhmj FUCK HIS SHIT
i feel like i’m actually s pretty good typ—FUCK MAN s instead of a are you kidding me but yeah no i’m not actually too big a fan on le backspace i usually only really ever need it very lete at ni—FUCK—ght when i’m tired and delirious
oh my god oh no people are going ot see how much i typoe except apparently im not typoing when i really need to WHATTTT THIS THING IS A FUCKIGN LIAR AAAAA IM NOT THIS WELLA RTICULATED YOUSUAULLY
yousuaullyw aht teh fuck
this is honestly isnt a as amebbarssing as it should be though wellp there it goes
I can do this i can do this shit already messed upnoooooo
So it’s actually kond of a joke how badly I typo I mean I even speak with tpis because I’m just so fucking terrible at this typing thing I’m practically Joohn Wayson for fucks’ sake HATA THE GELL AM I EVEN DOING
when I was first learning to type at the school computer lab the librarian covered my fingers up with cardboard so I wasn’t allowd to look at them and it was honestly rerrifying wow rerrifying okay