May 2013
hugh prancy is my magnum opus and i will not hear otherwise
hugh dancy in a medieval miniskirt is really all i wanted out of life to be perfectly honest
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#hannibal knows
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man for the last few days it has been impossible for me to get a sentence out without somebody choosing to wildly misinterpret what i say so they can make fun of me so i think for a few days i’m going to go into silent mode until i feel like i can handle it again
Anonymous asked: the tag about eyeliner and washing your face off after, I know what you mean... they shouldn't tease so much so easily, unaware of how you might take it... you don't realize it until later that you keep yourself away from trying to "make yourself look better" because it's what they keep teasing at, "all in fun" or not. sorry I had to say something, I'm...
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polly: hannibal pulls a Funny Games and tkaes out a remote and pauses the show when will accidentally discovers he's the chesapeake ripper
polly: and just rewinds to midseason
polly: let's try this again
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Hannah: hannibal mpreg
Hannah: the next great literary genre
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just because you killed my dad doesn’t mean you get to be him
SHAKY NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD TRAUMATIZED GIRL GETS IT IN ONE
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“it’s moody in here”
“ooooOOOOohhhHHH wellLLL………THATsss me all ovER” way to put her at ease there champ real witty
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hahhaah oh my god hannibal’s not even subtle at ALL about trying to fuck with will is he
“i don’t want you to wake up and see a totem of your own making”
yeah will that would suck if you started to KILL people wouldn’t that suck if you became a MURDERER who STABBED people with KNIVES wouldn’t that be awful if it turned out you were an EVIL PSYCHOPATH who likes...
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kagamisdong replied to your post: kagamisdong replied to your post: oh my god will’s…
i’m telling jasmine and the others about people being herbivores and they’re like “is that even a thing…….” SEE????? SEEEEEEEEEEEE
well wait do they think herbivores aren’t a thing or that people can’t be herbivores because one of those is arguable and one of those is fucking stupid and jasmine...
i’m literally four minutes in it has taken me a full half an hour to get through four minutes of this episode because i keep rewinding it this is the lowest point of my life
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kagamisdong replied to your post: oh my god will’s shaky lost scared herbivore voice…
I’M TELLING PEOPLE THAT ‘HERBIVORE’ AND ‘CARNIVORE’ ARE ACTUAL TERMS BUT NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME…..
holy shit are you
are you serious
is that actually not…is that not common knowledge please say you’re fucking with me please tell me it’s only like one person who hasn’t heard these...
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I’M YOUR FRIEND WILL I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE LIVES YOU SAVE I CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFe
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oh my god will’s shaky lost scared herbivore voice is the greatest thing that has ever graced my ears
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hugh fancy has such big kawaii scared rabbit eyes
OvO
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god one of the most stressful parts of any hannibal episode is always when will enters a crime scene and jack like claps his hands and orders everybody else to leave like imagine what that does to your brain
will is not an attention-seeker he’s clearly a guy much more comfortable in private situations or in the back wings but his job is literally to walk into a room and make everybody else...
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atom-bomb replied to your post: god i’m so excited to own a dress that fits me…
i am so excited for sundresses this summer i feel you x’s 10364564534.
HIGH FIVE MOTHERFUCKER
damnsmartblueboxes asked: *glomp*
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the moral of the story is never ask me about my boobs.
and those were actually shirts i tailored myself because i was so sick of forgetting what my waist looked like and the flip side of THAT is that my friends would give me shit for caring so much about my appearance that i would bother to fix my clothing to fit me those were my options let people assume i was a shape i was not at all or get mocked ceaselessly for putting effort into it
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Anonymous asked: if you don't mind me asking, why did you get breast reduction surgery?
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god i’m so excited to own a dress that fits me like i don’t think it’s possible to understand what a big deal this is for me unless you’ve also had major breast reduction surgery and the kind of parents who made fun of you if you put any effort into your appearance at all up to and including mocking you for wearing chapstick that made your lips kinda shiny
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god i’m so tempted to own a gecko next year in addition to the fish i mean part of my summer job is reptile care
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driftswood:
nerdykirby:
i love how quickly hannibal took over tumblr i dont think ive ever seen a fandom appear out of nowhere so quickly
#we took our shoes off and attacked silently from behind
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“Facebook is the living dead: the most popular, least relevant social network...”
– Teenagers Hate Facebook, but They’re Not Logging Off [Slate] (via jbrotherlove)
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the only good thing and i mean the ONLY good thing about it being forty-five degrees in the end of may is that i can wear my boots again
if you have a fishtank and you put neon gravel in it then you should never speak to me
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kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
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flawlesstrueperfection:
if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
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perseused:
jeffersonshatt:
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
but did you expect anything different with the state of this fandom though
