We did have a Middleboy once.

 What does that make me, the "Middlegirl" ?

(Source: crayonboxhearts)

i’ve been staring at this sentence for like 2 minutes and i have no idea what it means like does he have a combover??? a widow’s peak??? what is the orientation of this z??? does this guy just have like a weird triangle of hair missing from the front of his face??? is is just a weird side part??? a toupee gone wrong???????/ i have so many questions

i’ve been staring at this sentence for like 2 minutes and i have no idea what it means like does he have a combover??? a widow’s peak??? what is the orientation of this z??? does this guy just have like a weird triangle of hair missing from the front of his face??? is is just a weird side part??? a toupee gone wrong???????/ i have so many questions

Anonymous asked: Homestuck bc 4/13 just happened

i’ve read homestuck but i still have literally no idea what it is about

Anonymous asked: Sleepy Hollow

A POINTY BRITISH MAN TWO SISTERS AND A LOT OF POORLY LIT DEMONS WON’T LEAVE JOHN CHO ALONE

batbrobeyond asked: Elementary

a set of disgruntled but good-natured police detectives, lucy liu & a turtle all agree to care for a gentle hairy man who was raised in an egg until he was 30

test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can

shazampanic:

if the first shot of ur male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make ur male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile” 

1. i already hate him 

2. i already hate you

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

currently a windchill resulting in 29 F weather so i’m incandescent with rage, thanks