silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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ugh…i’m sorry toby you will have to wait until tomorrow night

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

ok i guess good things about today include spending like an hour talking to my chordates TA about teleost pectoral musculature and one of the cool hipster kids from my high school aggressively recommending that i get a twitter account she can follow

ugh i had an icky day so im gonna work and and WHEN I GET BACK!!! toby’s tank is undergoing an extreme home makeover

PEOPLE WHO FACT CHECK JOKES

cankle-porn:

Goodbye my friends I am gone

cankle-porn:

Goodbye my friends I am gone

strictly speaking “fish” is a paraphyletic group the way it’s used in normal vocab but if you look at the actual phylogeny we are scientifically still considered fish

scarincissies asked: CLAM DOWN. im laughin sooOOO HARD. yr a dmn fish im so sorry

WOW